"Friend":Wtf nigga? What you mean why would you do that? That shit feels good.
Me:Okay and? Just because we're going out and shit doesn't mean I have to fuck her.
"Friend":I know but I thought you would have already.
Me:I'm not like that dude. I'm still a virgin too. I'm not even ready to do any of that yet.
"Friend":Wtf nigga? You're a little bitch haha. Pussssyyyyy
Me:Call me whatever the fuck you like man. I'm not tripping.
"Friend":You a bitch dude. Stupid ass nigga.
Me:Okay man. I'm a bitch because I respect females and you don't.
"Friend":They're not female, they're bitches
Me:Nah man, they're FEMALES. You're the bitch and a little boy. Grow the fuck up and learn how to respect females. You're on some little kid shit. You're being an immature little fucktard. Don't be mad because I can be patient and wait for sex. I don't need that shit right now. Get the fuck away from me man. I didn't know you were like this. I feel stupid for calling you a friend.
THANK YOU. for all those guys calling girls bitches or whatever. seriously.
I went to go look for an astrology book. This old man comes up to me, ” OMG, your heels they’re gorgeous. ” Me, “THANKS.” I keep staring at my book, while he stands next to me.. and from the corner of my eye. I can see him checking me out. He was huge, so I was scared to say anything. He was probably like, 5’10 weighing in about 350lbs. I’m 85. How much is 350 divided by 85 ? You do the math. LOL So like three minutes go by, he’s still next to me. He ain’t even looking at a book.. He’s like, ” So you’re into astrology. ” I said,” YES. ” in an annoyed tone. He’s like,” what are you ? Your sign ?” I’m a Libra. He then asks me other shit, which went through my ear like a blur and when out the other like air. He proceeded to ask me, ” How old are you ? ” In my head, I’m like “WTF ! THIS NUKKA THINK HE DOING!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!” t(>__<t) & I’m like, I”M SEVENTEEN!
He goes, “Yikes, you’re a lil young for me.”
DID I MENTION ?!
HE LOOKS LIKE he’s 40 PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
NAW SHIT, I”M YOUNG FOR YOOUUUUU. A LITTLE ?!
A LITTLE IS LIKE M&M, YOUR AGE VS. MINE IS LIKE AN M&M TO A SNICKERS BITCH
Let's take 5 minute to think about the past. Remember when Converse were the shoes to wear, not Nikes. Nikes use to be for nerds, remember? When Gap clothes were the shit, not The Hundreds. When those zip capri were the hottest pants on guys, not Skinnies. Remember when the more stuff you had in your backpack the cooler you were, and rolling backpacks we're the hype, not flat Jansports. Remember when tying your sweater to your waist made you look cool, not wearing cardigans. Remember when tying your hair up into a pigtail, pony tail made you look cute, not thing layers and side bangs. Oh how I miss my innocent smile. Remember when talking to guys we're really hard, and when playing tag you would chase only your crush? HAHA those were the days, now, everything is so complicated, everything is so alike.